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[sweetvalleygirl]

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"Hey! It's Jess! Leave me a message and I'll call you back if you're not a total loser!"

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[glowsferatu]

Yes I Do
Ugh I Hope He Doesnt Follow Karkat In A Manner Similar To A Disoriented Adolescent Barkbeast
Dealing With Him Is A Thing Id Prefer To Gove The Very Lowest Priority To Tolerate On Such An Evening

[sweetvalleygirl]

well if he shows up we can tell him he's not invited
or like
tell him there are juggalos inside
that will keep gamzee away

[glowsferatu]

The First Is Unlikely To Keep Him But Will Be Employed Without A Doubt
The Second I Cannot Be Certain Of The Effectiveness In
It May Actually Encourage His Entrance To Be Told That We Are Entreating So Hated An Enemy Of His

[sweetvalleygirl]

dammit!!!!
why is he so annoying
why can't he just go away!!!!!!!!
>:[

[glowsferatu]

If I Possessed An Answer For That Believe Me I Would Offer It
But No Instead We Lose All Of Those We Genuinely Care For While He Remains Here Indefinitely

[sweetvalleygirl]

grody
he's so gross
that makes me so angry omg

[glowsferatu]

Well He Certainly Wont Be At The Party At Least
We Have A Strict No Boys Rules
With Certain Exceptions

[sweetvalleygirl]

like who?
could i sneak jason in????

[glowsferatu]

The Only Knowledge I Have Of Jason Is That Hes Your Boyfriend
And That Terrys Convinced That He Wishes To Kill Him As He Slumbers
This Does Not Especially Incline Me
But No Even The Majority Of Males I Might Consider Better Friends Will Be Barred
Just Karkat He Thrives Among Our Gender More Easily
And Astral Is I Think A Boy But Not In Any Way That Would Lead Him To Enjoy Our Gathering Less Than The One They Will Be Hosting For Themselves

[sweetvalleygirl]

the boys can just stay away
except maybe the cool ones
if you vouch for karkat then that's fine
astral is down i like him
jason is totally rad plus he is like super hot and could like bring snacks or something idk
i mean
he doesn't have to come but it would be cool if he could
it's your party kan i won't interfere ;)

[glowsferatu]

Well If We Allow Jasons Attendance Than That Broadens The Criteria For Exceptions And Then Where Will We Be
Eventually The Very Rule Would Be Thrust Out The Window And We Would Need Accept That Our Gathering Has Become Co-Educational
Too Much Of A Bother

[sweetvalleygirl]

fine ok
i might cut out early so i can hang out with him though
nothing personal

[glowsferatu]

That Should Be A Fair Reason To Exit
We All Have Our Preferred Company To Keep
Though It Will Be Delightful To Have You At Least Visit